I haven't updated on here for awhile, mostly because nothing interesting has happened to me. Most of my interesting things have been more in the 'They should give my friends a reality show so that they can catfight for money' type of category. I tend to not write about them because even thinking about the events makes me want to built an evil robot army to destroy them all.
In other news, I now have 10 people following this blog. This basically makes me internet famous right? Right. Next up on my list is to be real famous for being famous. This has always been a dream of mine. By dream I mean, it seemed like a good idea after that whole being a trophy wife thing didn't work out. I'll be the new Paris Hilton. Actually I'd probably be the new version of whoever was the new Paris Hilton because she's very 5 years ago. (I've already got the lingo down!) Is she even still alive?
Now I just need a catchphrase. 'That's Mildly Lukewarm!'
